By Poe

Wind whispers tonight
What's that low rumbling sound
Pass the Pepto Bismol.

The horn sounds clearly
A mighty call to arms
Move your car asshole.

Deep embedded pain
Heavily thudding headache
Not Britney Spears again.

Playful puppy runs
Joyous leaping on the bed
Don't pee on my stuff.

They come in the night
Looking for the small doggie
Welcome to Taco Bell.

A shimmering light
Gentle tapping on the pane
One beer, officer.

Years move on like waves
The ebb and flow of seasons
Dan Rather's hair is still.

They hunt for a kill
Fight to survive in the wild
Spammers have found me.

Strange words mean nothing
Those searching for Howard Stern arrive
I have bad source code.

A race for the door
You're two minutes late again
My boss is a dick.

Greasy dripping hair
Lettuce leaf on two front teeth
Please don't ask me out.

A dot com closing?
Further head count reductions
It's the Taliban.

Sunny welcome hello
Sweet grocery bagger smiling
Get out of my face.

My breasts like a ham
Brain the size of a walnut
I sleep with Tommy Lee.

Brother my brother
Words fall like pearls from your lips
Now shut your piehole.

A wisp of foul air
Like a ghost in my senses
So who cut the cheese?

A buzz in the night
Winged fairies are dancing
Itchy bumps all over.

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You just whip it up
It takes no time at all to make
Martha is Satan.

I dream of water
Cascades, falling, streaming by
Puddle in my bed.